Cafe No Se is Antigua Guatemala’s answer to the dark establishment your daddy warned you to stay away from. It has the air of a true desperado redoubt. It’s okay for men and women of amateur or part time frayed morals as well.
Here you can ask for Illegal Mezcal and insist on a dirty glass to show off to better effect your macho fearlessness. In any case, the staff will look after you even if you didn’t have a crappy childhood, a sketchy youth or enjoy a generally felonious history.
I was in this bar in Antigua Guatemala with her 20-something son when real gunfire exploded on the street a few years back. The resourceful Cafe No Se staff calmly shut the thick front doors and ushered their clientele to the back of their storied bar until it was determined the coast was clear. Smooth.
The stories are grand all of them, but we’ll stick to just one more for the purposes of this post. The bar boasts 30 sorts of tequilas and mescals, yeah, the one with the worm. It’s not illegal here at all, but the branding gives tippling shots of this Mexican favorite a really naughty edge.
As anyone who travels in Guatemala knows, it’s hard to get beer on tap. In this way, Cafe No Se also distinguishes itself by maintaining Gallo and Moza beers in draught incarnations. Live music most nights. No dancing please, it might lead to card playing. Cafe No Se is located at 1a Avenida IIc in Antigua Guatemala.